First:
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = trampish
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[X ] White = hotttt
[ ] None = delicious

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = hotttt
[ ] Corduroy = farmer
[ ] Tight jeans = skater
[X ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Camo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = Prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = free
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[] Other = computer addict


What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = that everyone wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a cute smile
[X] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend/crush
[ ] Red = that likes to be fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde = with AH-MAZING eyes
[ ] Bald = with ADD
[ ] Other = who can pack a punch


Pick the month you were born on:

[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[X ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who swam with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept over at _________'s house
[ ] 12 = who ran nude with


Pick the day you were born on:

[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = A Spartan
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a singer
[ ] 09 = a dancer
[ ] 10 = a bag of toenails
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a hunk of poop
[ ] 15 = a policeman
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a Jehovah's Witness
[ ] 18 = a bus driver
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a pimple
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a girly girl
[ ] 23 = my crush
[] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a toilet paper roll
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[X ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM


Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ] White = because I love you...
[X ] Black = because I'm freakin' hottt
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[] Blue = because I have AMAZING eyes
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm dumb
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good at Mad Gab
[ ] Orange = because I like cheese graters
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to

WTF MICHAEL JACKSON